Everyone knows the way but very few walk it… was the
strapline attached to Joey Barton’s Twitter account last week.
It’s fitting that on the same day that everyone involved
with Newcastle United Football Club could celebrate a successful season,
ex-Magpie Barton had what would be the most shameful day in the life of every professional
footballer other than he himself.
Although I have dedicated some page space to the
unworthy Scouser in a blog that at this time of year should be 100% about NUFC,
I must tell you I found it very difficult not to highlight this latest episode
in his self-starring series of comedy gold.
To paint just a small picture of what happened on the
closing day of the season, Mr. Barton took to a physical off-the-ball tussle with the equally
loved Carlos Tevez in a fixture which would ultimately determine the league title for
Manchester City and/or relegation for Queens Park Rangers.
This led to the QPR captain retaliating in typical fashion with the
execution of a high elbow smash into the face of the Argentinean.
The MCFC man
fell to the floor before referee Mike Dean went straight for his back pocket brandishing
the shiniest of red cards for Barton, who then blew a head gasket by kneeing
the disgruntled Sergio Aguero to the deck and pressing the self destruct button by trying
to head butt Vincent Kompany on his drawn out exit from the field.
Brilliant scenes were to commence as the ever-reliable
Mario Balotelli flew off the substitutes bench to confront his ‘Village Idiot’
title contender but muscle man Micah Richards continued his Joey frog march
down the tunnel to prevent a sight for sore eyes.
The above led to @joey7barton publically attacking Alan
Shearer following his nothing more than expected comments on Match of the Day which provoked a tweeted defence delivered by Gary Lineker who was later labeled by Barton as an ‘odious
toad’.
Just to clarify AS9 has a Premier League winner’s medal,
260 PL goals and an OBE. Joey Barton has a Twitter account, dodgy hair cut and
record of imprisonment.
End of chapter.
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