Strike A Match

Newcastle United, a Premier League club with a history and a reputation for prolific strikers. How can it be that a player of Shola Ameobi’s calibre has remained on Tyneside for 12 years?

It became quite clear by the time Ameobi hit his 24^th birthday that his potential had been overrated and lost in the wash, his legs still remain as gangly as ever. However I must admit he does offer the side an ‘X’ factor in that he may run riot with his physical presence but more often than not, he is a gamble and nothing more than a contingency plan to Demba Ba.

Peter Lovenkrands, Leon Best, Nile Ranger and Xisco were the only remaining forwards on the club’s payroll before yesterday’s signing of Papiss Demba Cisse from Bundesliga outfit Freiburg.

The point being that even a rocket scientist could tell you that excluding our Senegalese front two, the rest are not talented enough to wear the Premier League lion on their sleeve.

Lovenkrands – The Danish hitman was signed on a 6-month deal after a successful trial period back in January 2009, only to find himself surplus to requirements at the end of that contract. However due to a lack of both striking options and time in the following transfer window (no surprise there) the red-faced Toon hierarchy reverted their initial decision and strangely offered him nothing less than a three-year contract.

Best – A surprise signing given that the 25 year-old had never scored more than ten goals per season in the divisions below the Premier League. I assume that he can only have been acquired as nothing more than a stock player but the offering of his long contract may dint my theory.

Ranger – This young man has more notches on his rap sheet than his goal scoring chart. Late cameo roles have shown raw talent and promising physical attributes but likewise to the ongoing revelations that surround Toon target Ravel Morrison, the baggage he carries probably outweighs his talent - probably why is he out on loan and publicly excluded from Pardew’s plans.

Xisco – The Spaniard has spent more time on loan in his home nation than on Tyneside since his arrival and it’s a big surprise to me that more hasn’t been made of his outrageously big transfer fee (£5.7million) which has seen a return of nothing more than nine appearances and one goal since 2008! I do wonder about the scouting mechanisms that club’s employ.

I long to see a clear-out of deadwood in the summer, namely the above and of course Alan ‘Smudger’ Smith who continues to pick up £50,000 per week until at least this summer.

On the up, we have a potential deadly duo in Demba Ba and Papiss Demba Cisse but no doubt the football world will be at the ready to shoot them down but I have faith!

Blue Monday

It’s ‘Blue Monday’ today, the most depressing day of the year according to experts.

The start of a new working week is upon us with all winter festivities long gone and the realms of summertime far from reach.

However the Toon Army are an exception to the rule this year.

The Sports Direct Arena @ St. James’ Park was witness to the Magpies' collection of three points and in opposition to the traits of the black and white bird - the win was certainly not stolen.

Yesterday’s encounter between NUFC and QPR provided the perfect platform for Alan Pardew to select at team that would expectedly win and win they did, 1-0.

A home tie against a newly-promoted outfit was a no brainer for the bookies, fans or neutrals in backing Newcastle for the victory, ultimately mounting all the pressure onto the Tyneside outfit.

With top-scorer Demba Ba and engine room Cheik Tiote both unavailable, as they flew out in search of lifting the African Nations Cup for Senegal and Ivory Coast respectively, any sceptical Newcastle supporter would have been wary of an unpredictable QPR side.

This was a team in the perfect position to exercise the ‘new-manager-syndrome’ and come up trumps for Mark Hughes, likewise to the Mackem Muffins since Martin O’Neill's arrival.

Leon Best stole the headlines yesterday after his nifty footwork sent Rangers’ defender Luke Young for a custard pie before he slotted home into the bottom bin in collected fashion.

The Gaffer now has a team selection headache in ranking his forwards come the return of big DB. It was quite clear that before yesterday Shola Ameobi was the favoured option over the former Coventry City man but yet another sluggish performance from Ameobi and with the club quite openly seeking a new centre forward, it could be one of his last turn outs.

On the upside though, Danny Guthrie showed once again that he has technique, range of passing and a dynamic style of play that keeps the ball moving in the right areas.

With players like Tiote and Yohan Cabaye fighting for the same position, it is always going to be a losing battle for him to keep his place in the central midfield berth. His efforts are appreciated but his general reward is being stuck out on the flank in the return of the formers, only for one bad game to see him dropped again.

Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, to date the Scouser hasn’t sounded out his displeasure at being overseen, something that is quite an anomaly in football today.

That’s it, my first thoughts splashed straight down onto the page after yesterday’s game.