MAGnificent

Newcastle United Football Club has delivered a season packed with everything the footballing world loves:

Goals, underdog victories, charisma, star players, team spirit, controversy, surprises and becoming somewhat a likeable club to neutral football fans.

As a NUFC supporter, I would prefer the club to be successful and disliked rather than unsuccessful and liked, however the 2011/12 campaign churned out an acceptable compromise for the Toon Army faithful.

With only Manchester City, Manchester United, Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur resting on us in the league table, great pleasure can be taken and the team can be proud to have finished above Chelsea, Everton, Liverpool and notably S*nd*rl*nd.

Predatory Senegalese pair Demba Ba and Papiss Cisse have been the talk of the town and further afield for the right reasons after scoring 29 Premier League goals between them. What joy it’s been to see true goal getters once again spearheading the attack.

Fabricio Coloccini, Yohan Cabaye, Tim Krul, Cheick Tiote and Jonas Gutierrez have had season-long performances worthy of a standing ovation, whereas the return of Hatem Ben Arfa served up the ‘get off your seat’ factor for fans throughout the second-half of the season.

The transfer triangle team of Manager Alan Pardew, Chief Scout Graham Carr and the cash of owner Mike Ashley can be thanked for a big part of the team’s successes but in particular Pardew, who waded through the aftermath of the disappointment from Chris Hughton’s departure to win over all his doubters.

An articulate man with a vision.

AP can coach, motivate players, speak to the media and tell the truth – four things that are rarely combined within a club never mind one individual.

The club’s hierarchy has been better received over the last nine months despite the near criminal blip that saw the North East’s most popular church renamed as the Sports Direct Arena @ St. James’ Park.

Although this will never be forgiven, I can allow for some Ashley breathing space since learning the business model he has so far deployed for the good of the club.

Ploughing millions of hard earned pounds into the club clearing debts also clears the way for shoehorning his advertising venture (that said I’m disappointed that the club shop has been revamped and now mirrors that of the Sports Direct chain). 

From mixing in with the fans sporting his ‘Smith 14’ replica shirt in the Gallowgate End to sitting in the Corporate Area for games, Mr. Sports Direct has been forced to stay off-the-radar, a journey that led Cashley to frantically putting the club up for sale two years ago.

But in fairness to the plastic Geordie, he screened every potential buyer, their intentions and future plans for the club - a job that should have been processed by the Premier League was undertaken from within and for one reason or another Ashley felt it inappropriate to pass on the baton, something I have no problem with.

And no I haven’t been paid off by the man himself to write the above. If I had been, there’d be a hyperlink to his online shop here.

The biggest highlight of the season is a toss-up between the terror enforced on Manchester United in the 3-0 home win back in January or the witnessing of Mackem Slayer Shola Ameobi equalizing in the 92^nd minute to deny Sunderland a win behind enemy lines.

NUFC’s goal of the season is unanimously Papiss Cisse’s unexpected and unconventional half-volley that flew off the outside of his right boot from wide left at Stamford Bridge, an execution that left Petr Cech rooted to the spot as it swerved above him into the far top right-hand corner.

HBA’s two wonder goals scored after driving dribbles, creativity, trickery and a touch of magic would win any competition in normal circumstances but Cisse’s meteoric rise to the top was matched by his worldy strike.

So what for next term? Well we’re back in Europe albeit having to play Thursday then Sunday every week to be on Channel 5 and analysed by John Barnes but…

…as told by Pardew himself today, “This year, I’m sure we’ll say something like, 'We’re looking for a top-eight finish, hopefully attack one of the cups and have a great run in Europe.'"

Strike A Match

Newcastle United, a Premier League club with a history and a reputation for prolific strikers. How can it be that a player of Shola Ameobi’s calibre has remained on Tyneside for 12 years?

It became quite clear by the time Ameobi hit his 24^th birthday that his potential had been overrated and lost in the wash, his legs still remain as gangly as ever. However I must admit he does offer the side an ‘X’ factor in that he may run riot with his physical presence but more often than not, he is a gamble and nothing more than a contingency plan to Demba Ba.

Peter Lovenkrands, Leon Best, Nile Ranger and Xisco were the only remaining forwards on the club’s payroll before yesterday’s signing of Papiss Demba Cisse from Bundesliga outfit Freiburg.

The point being that even a rocket scientist could tell you that excluding our Senegalese front two, the rest are not talented enough to wear the Premier League lion on their sleeve.

Lovenkrands – The Danish hitman was signed on a 6-month deal after a successful trial period back in January 2009, only to find himself surplus to requirements at the end of that contract. However due to a lack of both striking options and time in the following transfer window (no surprise there) the red-faced Toon hierarchy reverted their initial decision and strangely offered him nothing less than a three-year contract.

Best – A surprise signing given that the 25 year-old had never scored more than ten goals per season in the divisions below the Premier League. I assume that he can only have been acquired as nothing more than a stock player but the offering of his long contract may dint my theory.

Ranger – This young man has more notches on his rap sheet than his goal scoring chart. Late cameo roles have shown raw talent and promising physical attributes but likewise to the ongoing revelations that surround Toon target Ravel Morrison, the baggage he carries probably outweighs his talent - probably why is he out on loan and publicly excluded from Pardew’s plans.

Xisco – The Spaniard has spent more time on loan in his home nation than on Tyneside since his arrival and it’s a big surprise to me that more hasn’t been made of his outrageously big transfer fee (£5.7million) which has seen a return of nothing more than nine appearances and one goal since 2008! I do wonder about the scouting mechanisms that club’s employ.

I long to see a clear-out of deadwood in the summer, namely the above and of course Alan ‘Smudger’ Smith who continues to pick up £50,000 per week until at least this summer.

On the up, we have a potential deadly duo in Demba Ba and Papiss Demba Cisse but no doubt the football world will be at the ready to shoot them down but I have faith!